An Open Letter to Jalapeno Peppers

Dear jalapeno pepper, what has happened to your spice? There was a time when you were the pepper of choice for the adventurous in all of us; the mere thought of a bite on a ring of your fire would send us crashing through the refrigerator for a glass of milk to quench your rage.

You were the star of so many great Mexican and Tex Mex dishes too; tacos, chili, burgers, salads, salsa, chips, for the more conventional, to ice cream for the more unconventional of us. It was all enough to get us reaching from our Tums to be sure! But sadly, you seem to have lost your touch, your ability to terrify. More often than not a bite out of you these days hardly has enough sting to remind us that you are a jalapeno and not the ubiquitous green pepper.

So who do we turn to now in order to satisfy our cravings for heat? Serrano peppers are the easy choice, but they don’t seem to quite have your flavor, despite packing a little more wallop. Of course you have cousins in Hatch peppers, Anchos and the like too. There are all kinds of Asian peppers too that can easily surpass the heat index requirement, if not the taste. And the same can be said for the Scotch Bonnet pepper; but again it’s heat without your flavor.

So what shall we do? I suppose the best bet, until you come to your senses and start showing your true nature, is to mix you with Serranos, to get their punch and your distinct flavor. Is that a deal?

*** UPDATE ***

Vegetable Chili

I wanted a variation of our favorite beef chili, a little lighter and without a trace of animal product. I came up with this simple recipe that tastes so good! The only thing that I would add (and did) would be cold beer and cheesy biscuits!





Ingredients

1 tablespoon olive oil
1 medium yellow onion, chopped
1 green pepper, chopped
2 jalapenos, chopped (you can seed them, but I leave them in)
2 zucchinis, quartered, skin on
3 cloves garlic, chopped
1 tablespoon chili powder
1 tablespoon chipotle chile powder
1 tablespoon cumin
11/4 cup chopped cilantro
1 bottle of beer
2 cups vegetable stock
2 14 oz cans low sodium beans, any variety
2 14 oz cans crushed tomatoes, low sodium
dash and pepper to taste

Directions

Heat the oil over medium heat. Add the chopped vegetables and saute until the onions are clear. Salt and pepper. Pour in the broth, beans, crushed tomatoes, and beer. Add the spices and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer for at least 30 minutes. Serve with shredded cheese and piping hot biscuits.