Dear jalapeno pepper, what has happened to your spice? There was a time when you were the pepper of choice for the adventurous in all of us; the mere thought of a bite on a ring of your fire would send us crashing through the refrigerator for a glass of milk to quench your rage.
You were the star of so many great Mexican and Tex Mex dishes too; tacos, chili, burgers, salads, salsa, chips, for the more conventional, to ice cream for the more unconventional of us. It was all enough to get us reaching from our Tums to be sure! But sadly, you seem to have lost your touch, your ability to terrify. More often than not a bite out of you these days hardly has enough sting to remind us that you are a jalapeno and not the ubiquitous green pepper.
So who do we turn to now in order to satisfy our cravings for heat? Serrano peppers are the easy choice, but they don’t seem to quite have your flavor, despite packing a little more wallop. Of course you have cousins in Hatch peppers, Anchos and the like too. There are all kinds of Asian peppers too that can easily surpass the heat index requirement, if not the taste. And the same can be said for the Scotch Bonnet pepper; but again it’s heat without your flavor.
So what shall we do? I suppose the best bet, until you come to your senses and start showing your true nature, is to mix you with Serranos, to get their punch and your distinct flavor. Is that a deal?
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